Optimistic nihilism only lads
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The signs as history of the entire world i guess quotes
- Aquarius: "some stars burn and die, bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION"
- Pisces: "nope, can't walk yet. and there's no food yet so i don't care."
- Aries: "you could create a religion out of this!"
- Taurus: "no, don't"
- Gemini: "weather update"
- Cancer: "coming to a dank river valley near you"
- Leo: "fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why"
- Virgo: "will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? ok thanks, bye"
- Libra: "the sun is a deadly lazer!"
- Scorpio: "whoops, half of europe just died!"
- Sagittarius: "is loving jesus legal yet?"
- Capricorn: *soft whisper* "they never got ethiopia"